Summary of the 2014 Oscars
1: Jennifer Lawrence will never stop falling.
2: Ellen DeGeneres is the best Oscar host ever.
3: Lupita vs. Jennifer
4: Ultimate Celeb selfie
5: Ellen actually orders pizza
6: Everyone is eating pizza
7: Seriously, we’re obsessed with this pizza.
8: And that selfie. We can’t get enough of that selfie.
9: LET IT GO! LET IT GO!
10: Idina Menzel is the Queen.
11: John Travolta can’t pronounce Ilkdja Midasnfal
12: And Leonardo DiCaprio…loses again.
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
- leonardo dicaprio: conceal, dont feel
when your parents are telling embarrassing stories about you to other people